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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hollow dachshund? Holloween. (*Please don't report me)"
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"I was thinking of hosting a gathering of celebrities where we make harsh jokes about honoree JLO's backside. Think of it as a rump roast."
"Mega thread for Pen Pineapple Apple Pen Jokes. I have a Plane, I have Twin Towers UGH.... Nine Eleven. I think Reddit can come up with better ones!"
"Cat Negotiator: Ok, so we'll shit in a box in your house and you will clean it up Humans: And you will be a loyal friend Cat: hahahaha sure"
"I'm hosting a benefit for people who struggle, to reach orgasm. Let me know if you can't come"
"I'm told as a lady in my 30s I shouldn't wear certain things anymore - like halter tops, pigtails, and the scalps of my vanquished enemies."
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a bad skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"
"What concert tickets should cost $0.45? 50 cent feat. Nickelback :P"
"How many cats? One."
"What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians? A *sir-conference*"