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Joke of the Day
"How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!"
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"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary. ...or a High Definition."
"I made eye contact with a British boy today and quietly asked ""Are you Harry Potter?"" and he and his Mother did NOT think it was funny."
"I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once."
"GOOD COP: I hate crime! BAD COP: I lost my gun. BRAD COP: Check out my abs."
"Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word."
"Where did George Washington keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ? I didn't even know he was sick !"
"My wife is a liar! Last night I texted her and asked here where she was, she said with her sister Emma. I was with her sister Emma!!"
"can U answer this? If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate ...Do you think: (a) You need more time together, (b) She's a prude, or (c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?"