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Joke of the Day
"How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!"
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"""I'm frying some fish for supper, so yall come over & eat"" is what I said. ""You're also gonna be helping me move my piano"" is what I meant."
"My nickname is Spaghetti Because I'm 20 inches and hot water makes me floppy."
"I really want to learn how to play the Piano.. .. But it's not my forte."
"""I want you back in my arms..."" - me, drowsily, to the bag of blood hanging beside the donation bed"
"I eat a wide variety of foods: lasagna, tacos, hamburgers... and dim sum."
"What is the difference between God and a police officer? God doesn't think he's a police officer."
"I like my Presidents like I like my porn saved"
"A recent study says 1 in 3 people will be injured during sex this year. The rest are just doing it wrong."
"Why did the scarecrow get a nobel peace prize? Because he was *outstanding* in his field."