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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow get a nobel peace prize? Because he was *outstanding* in his field."
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"Classic joke at my Catholic High School I went up to a man and said ""Jesus is the messiah"" He said ""No way"" I said ""Yah-weh"""
"When you watch the movie Titanic, it's just the Anic. Because they edit the tits out."
"Commissioner: we'll need to stay in touch Batman: ok Commissioner: this stealth communication device will- Batman: LETS USE A GIANT SKY LAMP"
"What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice."
"What happened when the man put in mypenis as a password? Error not long enough."
"Q: Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms? A: He said they came in handy."
"Why doesn't people with two dicks get into the porn industry? Because they know they'll be fucked over. Edit: Don't, not doesn't. Sorry can't change title."
"I've heard they've started holding races for the cure where the participants are actually cancer patients... ...balderdash, if you ask me."
"How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving? He's Russian to Turkey."