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Joke of the Day
"My nickname is Spaghetti Because I'm 20 inches and hot water makes me floppy."
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"Sleep tight! And if you should die before you wake -- did you clear your browser history?"
"Every time I see anteaters in a restaurant, they always order the same thing."
"How do you tell which potato on the street corner is the prostitute? It has a sticker on it that says ""Idaho."""
"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Their hips."
"I wanna live to be so old that my first thought every day when I wake up is ""shit, still here""."
"[opens jar of olives and pours them in my garden] ""Now grow to be a restaurant"""
"I hate passive-aggressive people. _You know what you did_"
"3 men were on a boat.. And all they had were 4 cigarettes. Unsure on what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard. Now the boat was a cigarette lighter."
"An Iraqi father gave his daughter a new bag ... She said: ""thanks for the Baghdad"""