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Joke of the Day

"Second date tip: repeat everything you said on the first date, word for word."

"What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest? Alien vs. Predator"

"What do xbox services and prostitutes have in common? They both take my money then go down on me"

"I'm currently preparing for a role It's a cinnamon roll."

"How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !"

"I have the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the Lincoln Park Zoo"

"Racist jokes my dad told me Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza A pizza can feed a family"

"I grew up near the man with the record for most concussions. He was just a stone's throw away."

"A recent study found that an estimated 25% of Republicans are on medication for mental illness. Why in the hell are we letting the other 75% go untreated???"

"Necrophilia joke How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac? He's always HARD at work."