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Joke of the Day
"I grew up near the man with the record for most concussions. He was just a stone's throw away."
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"A man across the store just waved & said ""Well aren't YOU a cutie pie?"" Can't believe he was flirting with me in front of my baby like that."
"How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children? Because he's not apparent."
"I found a place where the recycling rate is 98% /r/Jokes"
"Brain: Walk up to her and offer her a drink. Me: I WANT TO DRINK YOU LIKE A SIPPY CUP. Brain: Can you actually hear me?"
"What do you tell a black jew? Go sit at the back of the oven"
"Tiger Woods: He puts the semen in product endorsements. And women. I mean he used to. Crap, can I start over? I've almost got this."
"They're saying I put a stuffed animal in the toilet. Untrue. I sent it on a mission to retrieve my toy cars."
"[college ad] High schoolers: You've sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?"
"husband rock & wife shock wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me. Husband: i saw you dad paying the bill........"