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Joke of the Day

"Necrophilia joke How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac? He's always HARD at work."

"Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team? She ran away from the ball."

"What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids? Peekaboo."

"I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography. It was base on a true story."

"I really hate to get religious on here, but have you seen the thigh gap on Jesus. DAYUM!"

"Have you heard of the paedophile comedian? Even when he's not joking, he's kidding."

"Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position? He just couldn't hold it any longer."

"Nice beard bro looks like you just ate a bunch of lollipops then made out with your cat"

"How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !"

"Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro-Bono"