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Joke of the Day

"A recent study found that an estimated 25% of Republicans are on medication for mental illness. Why in the hell are we letting the other 75% go untreated???"

"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it."

"What is Paul Georges favorite place to eat at? IHOP"

"What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Shoutout to the wife for stacking her shampoo bottles in the shower like she's on her last 3 turns on Jenga."

"*lights a scented candle in my house *gets texted 500 miles away from my mother Please watch those candles"

"Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle."

"Do you know where there are only 239 beans in and Irish bean stew? Because if there was one more, it'd be too farty."

"Spell icup Why the FUCK are you watching me urinate?! FUCK YOU!!!!!"

"2 drunks meet on the street One says ""please allow me to pass between you"" The other replies ""alright, just please do it one at a time"""