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Joke of the Day

"To all the girls who take pictures in the bathroom in public places, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you....Don't forget to tag me"

"I wonder if the Cabbage Patch Kids grew up to be bastards & whores that left their offspring in random gardens like their parents did."

"A blind woman told me she thought I had some good girth on my cock I think she was just pulling my leg."

"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, ""Can I park here?"" ... ... ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""

"How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding"

"What's the nastiest part about having sex with someone's grandma? Well, that DependsTM"

"What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed? How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?"

"How do you start a conversation about men's rights? Mention feminism."

"What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven? Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!"

"Do you know about Bassist heaven? I've never heard of it"