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Joke of the Day

"How do you start a conversation about men's rights? Mention feminism."

"My go-to joke What's blue and fucks grannies? Me in my lucky blue coat! (helps if you say it with a biiiig smile and a little dance)"

"I used to not get on with my mother-in-law but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!"

"The guy at the grocery store just asked if I brought my reusable bag with me and I told him its none of his business where my girlfriend is"

"The way I pronounced ""prix fixe"" should be enough for you to figure out that I can't afford to eat here."

"You know what the problem is with dating a white girl with a mixed baby? The kid never spends the weekend at their dad's house. **I'll just see myself out**"

"Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example."

"Not to brag, but Netflix recommends certain movies just for me."

"Gay men aren't fags. Guys who do 70mph, on a suburban side street, in their second-rate sports cars are fags."

"After years of searching for my girlfriend's G-spot, who would have guessed her sister had it all this time!"