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Joke of the Day
"There's a gap in my knowledge of clothing retailers"
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"Two men walk into a bar Well that wasn't very smart"
"I'm taking up cross-stitch so I can make handmade gifts for all the girls in my life Cause bitches get stitches. (though I won't have as many once this stupid joke gets out.)"
"What did the starving, homeless couple say to the nurse outside the abortion clinic? Fetus please."
"Jesus was nailed to the cross. He said ""Peter, come forth"". Peter walks up, Jesus waves his hand and he is healed. Next he says ""Mary, come forth"" But Mary came fifth and won a toaster."
"What do you call a guy who's rolling around in the grass early in the morning? Dewy"
"Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Wow. Nobody's ever asked me that. Interviewer: Take a minute to th- Me: Arendelle."
"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Did you hear about the painting that was falsely sent to prison? He was framed."
"The original E*TRADE baby, Jaden Mills, died in an electrical fire 2 years ago."