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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who's rolling around in the grass early in the morning? Dewy"
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"My friend said he found a website that represents my sex life. I tried to look for it and an error came up saying, ""404-Not found"". Strange, I must have a bad connection."
"When Chuck Norris is pulled over, cops show him their IDs"
"[at Red Lobster] WAITRESSES: *run toward me* ME: Red Lobster! WAITRESSES: *stop* ME: Green Lobster! WAITRESSES: *run* MANAGER: Okay, SIR..."
"How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician? Cold and calculating."
"Maybe she's born with it... maybe it was a sex change."
"My daughter is late coming down to breakfast. Her 3 strips of bacon are getting cold. I mean 2 strips. Sorry, 1 strip. She'll have cereal."
"Tom Brady is a clever mastermind He learned from another great American hero named Tom and convinced Bill Belichick to whitewash his offenses."
"What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo"
"When Kurt Cobain was a child... When Kurt Cobain was a child, his mother told him not to play with guns. I suppose that went in one ear and out the other."