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Joke of the Day
"What did the starving, homeless couple say to the nurse outside the abortion clinic? Fetus please."
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"Playing Scrabble is like talking to women... You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words."
"50 cent just escaped from jail... They just call him loose change now."
"I hate looking for a job almost as much I hate not having a job almost as much as I hate working. It's complicated."
"I accidentally mixed up my dads sleeping pills with my Viagra... he says its harder getting to sleep now."
"My mom just sent me a friend request on Facebook. This Is a typical ""no right answer"" type of situation."
"What is long hard and makes you cry. Your cell mate"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... and orders a beer and a mop."
"Other jokes like, ""If pro is the opposite of con, does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress?"" Just looking for some jokes similar to this one, playing on opposites and such."
"""Whats your biggest weakness?"" ""I'm bad at taking compliments"" ""Actually that's quite endearing"" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*"