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Joke of the Day

"I'm taking up cross-stitch so I can make handmade gifts for all the girls in my life Cause bitches get stitches. (though I won't have as many once this stupid joke gets out.)"

"Why don't priests like people having sex while standing? It might lead to dancing"

"Why learn a second language, when you don't have anything interesting to say in your first one?"

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, ""What is this - some kind of joke?"""

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."

"Did you hear that sugar is magic? It'll make a diabetics feet dissappear!"

"I was gonna make a sodium joke but... Na"

"even if u realy hate sombody, u shoud never insult their physical apearance!!! bc as soon as u dig deeper u will find much stronger insults"

"[bursts into garage] ""why is your car still on? you've been in here for 3 days"" i'm trying to kill myself ""but you drive an electric car"""

"Science joke An ion walks into a bar, ""Just you tonight, sir?"" ""No, I'm waiting on one more."""