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Joke of the Day

"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"There's so much porn floating around the internet these days... I just shake my fist."

"*Boss approaches desk* ""What the fu.."" Me, wearing paper clip necklace - ""See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"""

"Hey babe i wanted to marry you but i had to ask your dad first and he said yes so i guess i'm marrying your dad"

"Q: Why do Chinese noodles make the best lovers?? A: Because they are 'Lo Mein-tenance' and they don't won a ton of attention. ...but then again, Italian noodles have great Penne-tration..."

"Who the hell decided ""have a happy period"" was an okay thing to write on maxi pads? ""NOT WORTH THE JAIL TIME"" would have been more relevant."

"My new flesh-light is dishwasher safe! Not sure why my roommates are opposed to it?"

"LOL What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"

"There's a band called 1023mb They haven't had any gigs yet."

"Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation? Because he's an Xboxer."