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Joke of the Day

"Three blondes were on an escalator at the shopping mall when the power suddenly went out. The were stranded for two hours."

"Stubbed my toe this morning. It's because I received a chain letter in 1992 and only sent it to four of my friends."

"What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large"

"Hello is this HP? I'd like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer."

"No plastic surgeon will help me! I have really giant hands and I'd like to make them smaller, but every time I ask the doctor for a hand-job I get kicked out."

"And I thought I hated Mondays.... But Robin Williams really! Hated Mondays"

"They say if you love something you should let it go... So why am I going to jail for leaving my kid in Walmart?"

"It's impossible to slowly tiptoe around without activating T-Rex arms."

"Birthdays were invented by big wax corporations to sell more candles with numbers on them."

"I just saw a group of pandas pooping on the ground together What an embarrassment"