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Joke of the Day
"Hello is this HP? I'd like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a woman and a gun? Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home."
"What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together."
"Halal in the streets but Haram in the sheets. stole from a comment thread dont sue"
"To any ex-military that live on my street I apologize for whatever messages we may be sending, 2yo has discovered light switches"
"How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb? None. It will happen itself."
"... -_- Ash gets raped??? http://teensofhs.blogspot.com/2013/02/20000-views-celebration.html"
"Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?"
"I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children."
"am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise"