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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large"
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"I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."
"A zero and an eight are walking in a desert... and the zero asks the eight ""aren't you too hot with that belt on?"""
"Why does it see like fur is more hated than leather? Its easy to harass a 90lb aneroxic and walk away. It's a lot harder to do the same to the 250lb tattooed, long haired, biker."
"How do you get negative inflation ? Deflation."
"me: [letting dog lick my face] wife: that's disgusting me: [squirting shampoo into my hand] you're the one who used all the hot water linda"
"Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image? His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron."
"I once opened a box of Life. All I found was disappointment."
"People are always asking me why I named my pet newt 'Tiny' It's because he's my newt. ^minute ^^means ^^^small"
"I'm not an elitist. I'm far better than that."