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Joke of the Day
"It's impossible to slowly tiptoe around without activating T-Rex arms."
Next Joke
"I tried a new strain of weed... I highly recommend it."
"My boys are gamers and I'm single It's like a race to see who can use the most batteries"
"""And the Lord said unto John......."
"I was talking to a 12 year old on the Internet when she told me she was an undercover cop I told her I was proud of her That's a really big job for a 12 year old"
"I'm addicted to brake fluid. But I can stop any time."
"I saw a butterfly earlier With a tattoo of a slag on it's wing."
"My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else."
"Don't do the pathetic baby talk when talking to the baby. They don't understand you any better. You don't go up to a dog and start barking."
"Did you that even when The Thing is not scared... He still shits bricks"