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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a group of pandas pooping on the ground together What an embarrassment"

"Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep? Because he was on the lam."

"Mama said there'd be days like this, and also ""knock you out"" ??? I don't know, you talk to her. She sounds drunk."

"If my house was on fire and I could only save one thing I would save my Bible So I could burn it myself"

"An Indian diabetic wasn't following his diet... You could say that he was naan-compliant."

"What's the difference between men and women? Actually, there is a vas deferens between the two genders."

"Maybe if I answer the door naked the pizza delivery guy won't realize I paid with Monopoly money."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck its dick."

"People Sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by people who are full of hot air...I need to find a way to use it as renewable energy"

"Whoa there, pregnancy test. You just tell us yes or no and we'll decide if it's positive or negative."