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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a group of pandas pooping on the ground together What an embarrassment"

"I get bi with a little help from my girl friends."

"What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling? Hitboxing!"

"What do you call male and female Jewish baristas? Hebrews and Shebrews."

"The declawed cats that I feel most sorry for are the ones that want to play scratch off lottery tickets."

"If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents."

"Since you guys like clean jokes, here is one."

"What do you call two marry-go-rounds having sex? I don't know, i'm just fucking around."

"GUY #1: You free next week? GUY #2: Let me just check my dairy. GUY #1: You mean diary yeah? *cow walks by with ""dentist 11.30"" on it*"

"If your new boyfriend carved your initials into a tree on your first date, let the fact he brought a knife be a sign of things to come."