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Joke of the Day

"Was the Nintendo hungry? Nah, it 8 a byte earlier."

"I dont pretend to be anything I'm not.. Except for sober I've pretended to be sober a few times"

"What is the square root of 69? Ate Something! (""8 something"", actually 8.306)"

"How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb? Only one, but with a perticular FETISH"

"What's a sheep's favorite type of alcohol? Mutton-schnapps."

"Just tell me which one is wrong, the password or the username!! Don't make me have to guess."

"Mom: Where're you going? Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends? Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter..."

"I like musical dramas. They really strike a chord with me."

"Ancient wisdom: There is no tri... only a do-ceratops. Just dug this joke up."

"Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup? Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!"