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Joke of the Day

"Man with 5 penises A man has 5 penises and when one of his friends found out, they asked him ""How do your pants fit?"" The man responded, ""Like a glove""."

"*puts leash around pet lobster* I think there will be games and lots of friends to play with Pinchy *walks into Lobsterfest* COVER YOUR EYES"

"Men taking pictures of their outfits on Instagram is why we will lose the next World War."

"why did the lobster refuse to help anyone else? because he's shellfish"

"What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont? There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think?"

"Asian stereotypes: Samsung, Sony, Sanyo."

"Have you heard the one about the three bodies of water in Texas? Well, well, well..."

"What color is the wind? Son: ""What color is the wind?"" Mom: ""The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent"" Dad: ""The wind is blue"" Mom: ""Blue? How so?"" Dad: ""Because the wind blew"""

"How do you kill a black man? Hide his food stamps in his work boots."

"Do you know why god created leprosy? He needed someone to lend him a hand!"