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Joke of the Day

"Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay. This totally explains why the new iPhone charger holes became tighter after Steve Jobs died."

"Thank you to whoever has been keeping Keanu Reeves busy with a laser pointer for the last 10 years."

"3 rules for having good teeth: brush and floss twice a day, see your dentist twice a year, and keep your nose out of other peoples business."

"I like my women the way I like my beer Ginger"

"My friend and I have a pact that if we're not married by age 40, we're going to fist bump and take shots for making good decisions"

"2016 ends with Mariah Carey dying On the stage."

"It's raining I'm pouring. Chick at the bar is whoring. We went to bed, she gave me head. Who says conventions are boring?"

"His last words were, ""I'm just going to tell her to calm down, and remind her that she still hasn't made dinner."""

"Don't bite the hand that feeds you. There's barely any meat on it. Go for the thighs."

"Why do gay guys dress so well? They spent a lot of time in the closet."