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Joke of the Day
"I like my women the way I like my beer Ginger"
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"What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting? A paradox."
"""Mom, I'm sorry I'm not a doctor."" -Me ""It's okay if you're not a doctor, or anything else."" -Mom So true, much wow, no shock."
"When I grow up, I want to be a gif."
"Haikus have three lines Sometimes they don't make much sense Refrigerator."
"[hotel] wife: I'm gonna go change. Find us a movie, ok? *winks* me: Ok! *wife comes out in lingerie* wife: What'd you pick? me: Space Jam"
"The way to end up $1 Million using the stock market LEGIT invest 10 million into it"
"what would you call superman if he was deaf and mexican? No hero"
"What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach? Sandy"
"You ask me if I'm drunk? Well just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone using the flash light app on my phone."