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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new male contraceptive pill? You put it in your shoe, and it makes you limp."

"The citizens of Twin Peaks became furious when they learned who killed Laura Palmer. They soon began to behave like a lynch mob."

"What did the spaceman say at the restaurant? This steak is too fatty! I wish it was a little meatier."

"What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes? People who post the joke intro twice."

"Why Did Barbie Never Get Pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"look. alls I'm saying is, with that many extremist in one single location, we'd be crazy NOT to take the X-Games to the Middle East. what?"

"It's always funny when the flight attendant says ""we know you have a choice of airlines"" as if free will exists."

"In light of the holiday Season... What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters? Noe(L) ...no L.... im going to walk away now.. sorry"

"Whats the worst animal to play cards with? A Cheetah."

"Why didn't the pirate get into the movie? It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"