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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new male contraceptive pill? You put it in your shoe, and it makes you limp."

"What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated? He works it out with a pencil."

"Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue."

"Let's not buy them two of all the same toys we said. It'll teach them to share, we said. We are idiots."

"No one cares if you go to the bathroom. In fact, you are the only one who gives a shit."

"A Termite Walks Into A Bar and Asks, ""Is the Bar Tender Here?"""

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandad Not screaming and crying like his passengers."

"How are relationships like algebra? You look at your X and try to find out Y"

"Light a man a fire... You'll keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life"

"How do you kill a circus clown? Go for the juggler!"