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Joke of the Day

"Life tip! (Joke) When someone tells you to expect the unexpected, slap them and ask if they expected it!"

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"You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual. He just doesn't see gender."
"I have yet to see a television Network try to improve their ratings by airing better quality shows."
"Just got my results from ancestry dot com and it turns out I'm a quarter manatee."
"I saw a veteran begging in the street which made me very upset But then I remembered I wasn't required to give the military quarters."
"What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing? Lmao"
"Be yourself; everyone else is already Batman."
"I win arguments with cab drivers by getting out of the cab and leaving the door open."
"If a tree falls in the forest... ...and Linkin Park was playing a concert adjacent to that tree, in the end, does it even matter?"
"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?... ......Roberto"
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