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Joke of the Day

"I have yet to see a television Network try to improve their ratings by airing better quality shows."

"My daughter ruined her Halloween costume. Gonna wrap her in aluminum foil and send her out as a leftover."

"My girlfriend and I have a rocky relationship... Much like Sylvester Stallone, there is a communication problem."

"In Harry Potter, a scar on your forehead means you're a hero. In real life, a scar on your forehead means you got drunk & lack coordination."

"Do the French play video games? Wii"

"Guys one of the Greek Gods is trying to destroy 80s music! H80s"

"Whenever I'm feeling too self-confident I'll find something in my hand I've just spent 15 minutes looking for."

"Why was Crassus bad at insults? He never really got the hang of Parthian shots."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws; and the other is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Dark humor is a lot like food... Not everyone gets it"