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Joke of the Day
"You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual. He just doesn't see gender."
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"""What do we want?!!"" ""PSYCHIC POWERS! NOW!"" ""When do we want it?!!"""
"How do gay people float? Flambuoyancy."
"What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner? Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!"
"Why did the Nazi fraulein move to Budapest? She heard there were hung Aryans."
"Some people can't stand being in a wheelchair"
"How do aliens stay warm? Space heater."
"A seal walks into a club And soon after an Inuit family has a nice meal."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" - neighborhood drunk"