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Joke of the Day

"If a tree falls in the forest... ...and Linkin Park was playing a concert adjacent to that tree, in the end, does it even matter?"

"Kevin Spacey once agreed to do a low-budget movie with a badly-written two-dimensional character... ...on the condition that he be credited in the cast as ""Kevin Planey."""

"Canada's four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction."

"Why do women have trouble parking? Because men tell them that 6"" is more than it actually is."

"I don't care what anybody says, my six hours of Black Friday shopping saved me at least $7.50."

"People with speech impediments are just misunderstood."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."

"Molestation Such a touchy subject"

"What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."

"A guy goes to the bar. The bouncer asks if the guy is driving. The guy responds, ""No I'm standing""."