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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing? Lmao"
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"Are those against upgrading to OSX Yosemite... Anti-Yosemites?"
"My mom accidentally killed my boyfriend this weekend. She didn't recognize him when she was canning pickles."
"The seven dwarves were sitting around... The seven dwarves were sitting around feeling Happy. Happy left, then they were all fucking Grumpy."
"Give a dad a fish and save him a trip to Costco. Teach a dad to fish and you can throw wild parties while he's away on fishing weekends."
"Hellen of troy, the face that launched a thousand ships... ...And the ass that docked them."
"Wife opening mail to spouse: ""The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'"
"How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"I told my friend that I disproved the theory of conservation of mass, But he didn't understand the weight of the situation."
"Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""