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Joke of the Day

"I'm American and I'm sick of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world... Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."

"Why do white guys hate black guys so much? Because their sisters love fucking black guys more than them."

"I'm always a little disappointed when I walk away from my car and it doesn't explode after I press the lock button."

"Hats off to those people brave enough to wear those silly New Years hats at work. No... I meant take your hats off. You look stupid."

"The girl in the car next to me is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. After I'm done picking my nose, I'm gonna smile and wave."

"judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison my lawyer: your honor my client respectfully requests a year be added to his sentence"

"What are poofists ? If you ask toilet attendant why he/she haven't made more of their life. you get punched into your face by poofists."

"6: Dad, why do you have so many nicknames for me? *I break down, no longer able to cover up that I can't remember my son's name"

"What do you call a pig that does karate? Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop."

"two flies, eating dinner So two flies are eating a piece of shit. The first fly farts. The second fly looks over, disgusted, and says ""ummm...excuse me...I'm eating here...""."