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Joke of the Day

"Why do white guys hate black guys so much? Because their sisters love fucking black guys more than them."

"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She holds the bulb up to the socket and then expects the world to revolve around her."

"Somebody told me to make an original wonderwall joke I said no"

"Why does the chicken want to cross that road Because he wanted to reach the other side"

"When I was younger I used to think I was a God. Most parents give their kids food, mine gave me burnt offerings."

"What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal? \*Tips waitress*"

"What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer? It is to get West Nile in the stew line."

"*sets cauldron over crackling fire* *adds lock of his hair* *does magicky stuff* Now love me. **POOF** *my left eyebrow falls off*"

"Whats the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a Lobster with a breast implant? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean ;)"

"What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common? Both were shot before a live audience."