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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pig that does karate? Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop."

"Got arrested for dancing around the store naked advertising Hawaiian rolls I guess I'm not a very good roll model"

"What are the most common mistakes your ______ makes in bed?"

"How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'"

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobies!"

"Why do you want to run for President? Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories."

"Is the reason why all of the Pokemon professors are named after trees because They embark you on your journey?"

"Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week."

"It only takes a second to show a person how much you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever..."

"If Donald Trump was a communist, instead of saying ""Grab her by the pussy"" he would have said ""Seize the means of reproduction."""