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Joke of the Day

"The genie sang that whole song about how he's gonna be Aladdin's best friend ever right in front of the monkey"

"Dating Fails: Just Tell Me What You Want And Be Done With It a guy asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat he guess shusi and anything else then got mad and raged the end"

"Why did the model pee herself? She was all dressed up with no place to go!"

"Cop: Know why I stopped u? ""Cuz im going too fast?"" Cop: Yes, slow down. ""But it's been 6 months-"" Cop: U can't move in with her yet."

"One way to know if someone is lying to you is if their facial mole is in a different place every time you see them"

"Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America? ... Because he wasn't an Amirkhan"

"Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because he isn't real."

"Punny wednesday The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone. ""Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later."""

"*friend gets divorced Mon* *friend goes on date Tues* *I break up with boyfriend* *15 years later I casually smile back at a stranger*"

"What do you call an internet cafe in Russia? A cyberian cafe."