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Joke of the Day

"Look picnics, if I wanted to spend three hours protecting my food with a spork, I'd just go to prison."

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands. That joke never grows old!"

"I can type 600 words per minute but none of them makes any sense"

"I like how politicians always address us like we are positive, civic-minded, motivated people. I think we're all a bunch of fat jerks."

"What's the difference between a communist and a feminist? The communist wants equality"

"Who is the scariest hobbit? Lorena"

"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because they hunt whales."

"confucius say when you take old hooker to all you can eat seafood you walk away with a big bag of crabs"

"How many ways are there to please a guy? Three way."

"I had sex with my girlfriend while camping once... It was really fucking in tents!"