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Joke of the Day
"How many ways are there to please a guy? Three way."
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"What did the optometrist give Helium? A pair of noble glasses"
"I hate when I'm running away from monsters at the temple then crash into a tree and die because I wanted to collect all the gold."
"Ben Carson is the best sleep walker ever Sometimes he wakes up and finds out he's standing on Republican presidential debate stage."
"Hey nice try, people named Tristan. Or I should say Stan Stan Stan."
"Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant? To give their kids a wide birth."
"Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman? A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it."
"Why are british employees fat Because they get paid by the pound"
"Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro. There is no point."
"Marine biologists were baffled by why Jaws would always swim away after chomping off swimmers' legs. Turns out he's lack toes intolerant."