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Joke of the Day

"I can type 600 words per minute but none of them makes any sense"

"I always imagined myself growing old with an archeologist, at least that way I'd know His interest in me would increase over time."

"Going to Forest Whitaker's house, but I can't tell if it's the one on the right or the left."

"""Why your stomach is so big""...""I had a baby"" ... for lunch."

"Girlfriend: ""babe it's hot I need a fan"" [Boyfriend starts taking pictures with her and BEGGING for autographs]"

"Are you a chicken farmer cause' you know how to raise a cock."

"Me: ""I'm thinking about running a marathon again"" Her: ""Wow, you have ran a marathon before?"" Me: ""No, but I have thought about it."""

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"Q: What's Mary short for? A: She's got no legs."

"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow Bubbles? Well, Bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."