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Joke of the Day

"I can type 600 words per minute but none of them makes any sense"

"Sometimes I worry about the kid who always carried a yoyo in high school"

"So I'm reading that ""twerking"" and ""selfie"" have been added to the dictionary. ""Future"" and ""optimism"" have been removed..."

"Everybody Knows. No one should have been upset when Whitney Houston died in her bathtub. Everybody knows black people can't swim."

"How do you kill a whole Circus at once? Aim for the Juggler..."

"Funny, those Baby Einstein videos don't mention anything about how he fled Baby Europe to escape the Baby Nazis."

"As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies. That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass."

"I bet male porn stars don't find themselves in tight spots very often."

"TT: At sunday dinner I like to perform an impromptu puppet show with the roast chicken. This week it's my interpretation of Die Hard 2."

"A man walks into a bar But it's atmospheric pressure so he's fine."