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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because they hunt whales."
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"3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. I don't want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME."
"Whenever I experience happiness, I signal this to other humans by showing the sharpest part of my skeleton."
"What time of day are you not able to find your watch? 4:04"
"You know why women are bad at parking? Because they are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."
"Bad Joke You: Can you believe they're still together after all that crap Friend: Who? You: My butt cheeks!"
"What do fat girls do in the summer? Stink"
"No children were harmed in making this status. Ignored perhaps, but certainly not harmed..."
"My grandma was visiting and placed her pills in my cupboard... I asked her, Grandma have you seen the pills I have marked with the letters LSD? She said, No, have you seen that dragon in the kitchen?"
"What do you call a twelve faced shape made out of genitals? A dodickahedron."