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Joke of the Day
"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands. That joke never grows old!"
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"My girl always tells me ""Life is about the little things"", but I just hate when she talks about her Ex."
"My dentist bumped into my orthodontist. I'm sure it was acci*dental*."
"Happy Valentine's day! Do you know what the word of the day is? Legs!.....Should we go back to my place and spread the word?"
"The next time I hang out with people who start making out in front of me, I'm going to start flossing my teeth in front of them."
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke would get for Christmas? He felt his presents."
"If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?"
"What do you call clothes for a car? A tire."
"Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things? They have bad mammaries."
"I'm not a fan of anal sex with the deceased any more. In fact I only did it once in a blue moon."