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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa Claus so horny? Because he only comes once a year!"
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"[cashier training, day 1] ""Be sure to comment on everything a customer buys. They love that."""
"Technology.( Based on true events) My apple watch reminded me to take a minute to breathe right after my grandfather let one rip."
"Muammar Gaddafi wasn't really that bad...... But his brothers, Larrymar and Curlymar were the worst!"
"My 5 year old still has so much to learn. I asked him for a screwdriver and he brought me some sort of tool."
"Dear Britain, This Brexit vote is all wrong If you want to leave the EU, dump some tea in the harbor and fight a war. Sincerely, America"
"What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner? Unlimited twerky"
"Google Search: -is my toaster broken -can fire ants make toast -bathtub fire, small -house fire, how to stop -is house fire toast a thing?"
"Smoking studies done on monkeys have shown that compared to the non smoking group, the smoking group looks significantly cooler."
"If Katt Williams had a nickel for every time he's been arrested... He'd put them in a sock and beat someone with it."