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Joke of the Day

"Dear Britain, This Brexit vote is all wrong If you want to leave the EU, dump some tea in the harbor and fight a war. Sincerely, America"

"There once was an Irishman who got so drunk while he was in Rome that he kissed his wife... ...and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel."

"How does a black man win Father of the year?NSFW He pays for the abortion."

"Take me down to Orion city... where the girls are green and the grass is pretty."

"You think you can take me, tough guy? I'd like to see you try. Seriously, anywhere fun you might be going. Take me with."

"How are Joeffrey Baratheon and wheat related? They're both in-bread."

"What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !"

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? Mechanic."

"Did a T Rex have two copies of each chromosome? I reckon it was a diploidocus"

"My girlfriend says that I've got the body of a guy half my age. Which would be a nice compliment if I wasn't 22."