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Joke of the Day

"I ate a gluten-free lactose-free low carb pizza for dinner tonight. (It was a raw tomato)"

"Weird Question in Exam Q) What do you find in cells? My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology."

"Don't move to Mars because of president-elect Trump. Last I checked, it was a red state."

"A black man, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hello, Mr. President!"" Courtesy of my Fox News-watching mom..."

"GUY WHO INVENTED JACK-O-LANTERNS: I bet this gourd would be cooler if it looked like it wanted to murder me."

"Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it. He said ""Ohio is a spectacular place."""

"I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day."

"Eric Garner tried stand up comedy... But he choked on stage."

"How can you call someone and sound fabulous? Use a homophone."

"A good rule to live by Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."