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Joke of the Day
"A good rule to live by Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
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"Pink and wrinkly What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts? Your grandma."
"Why does nobody like tampons? Because they're all stuck up cunts."
"How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""
"Round Sheep A farmer asked me ""Can you help me round up my sheep?"" I said ""How many have you got?"" He said ""78"" I said ""we will call that 80!"""
"Astronomy Hitler Hitler found a gas planet, he named it Jewpiter ""Probably"" the worst joke"
"How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning? Look for Fresh Prince"
"If you're hot I'm going to follow you. nnnnJust like I do on twitter."
"Why did the train engineer go on a rampage? He had a loco-motive."
"My friend said I twist everything to my advantage. I took it as a compliment."