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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
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"What's the difference between some tuna , a piano and some glue ? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna"
"*feminist at thanksgiving dinner* ""dad will u use your white privilege to pass the salt"""
"How do you call a car designed for midgets? Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out."
"There's no way that Cinderella was treated like crap her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn't like ""yeah right."""
"Who's a Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet"
"One of My Ex's was absolutely beautiful. But, it didn't workout because all she wanted to do was SWING. I miss third grade."
"Priest: Do you take this woman to be your wife? Me: ""I do"" Priest: Ok can you say it again without using finger quotes while you do it"
"What's the Difference Between Trump and Garbage Garbage can be thrown out"
"The reason your car won't go over 60 in the city is because you haven't yelled ""HOLD ON!"" yet."