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Joke of the Day

"What's the Difference Between Trump and Garbage Garbage can be thrown out"

"Jennifer Aniston is always cast in the same role because she's a victim of Rachel profiling."

"I'd write a book on parenting but it'd probably just end up being full of cocktail recipes."

"How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled' then smothered in onions"

"Why Twitter deleted so many terrorist accounts recently? Otherwise they'd kill all the 140 characters."

"Thanks for being here right on time. We'll see you in a few hours. - Doctors"

"A man tells his doctor, ""Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter! The doctor replies, ""Sorry, I don't follow you..."

"What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito? M'laria"

"Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn't make the cut."

"I hate when I'm about to hug someone really good looking And then I hit the mirror."