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Joke of the Day

"What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common? They are both over the counter strike"

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"I got arrested for following my dream. The owner of that Ferrari thought I was a hitman shading him."
"My wife said she wanted to have sex like in the movies.. ..so I fucked her in the arse and came on her face and in her hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies."
"sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about."
"Seven days on a honeymoon make one hole weak"
"How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? She tried to read her own lips."
"What do you call a red-headed ninja? A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping."
"What do you call cheese that is by itself? Provolone"
"*Boss approaches desk* ""What the fu.."" Me, wearing paper clip necklace - ""See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"""
"Summer Safety Tip: Before swimming in the ocean, cover yourself in gluten to lower the chances of being eaten by health conscious sharks."