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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a red-headed ninja? A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping."

"I had professional respect for you but then you said ""recognizance"" when you meant 'reconnaissance.'"

"What deity has the worst teeth? Tartarus"

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I can't make a vitamin..."

"What's worse than missing your bus in the morning The Holocaust"

"Whats the V in DVD stand for? Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)"

"Sometimes I need ""Eye of the Tiger"" playing to get me to leave my bed."

"What did the dyslexic bank robber say? ""FREEZE MOTHERSTICKER! THIS IS A FUCK UP!"""

"It's impressive how within three minutes of crawling into bed your brain can remind you of 23,472 things going wrong with your life."