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Joke of the Day

"Summer Safety Tip: Before swimming in the ocean, cover yourself in gluten to lower the chances of being eaten by health conscious sharks."

"The name Pavlov rings a bell."

"Medical humour Q. What do you call a white blood cell with one leg? A. A limp-phocyte. (You're welcome)"

"Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."

"My mom saw me crying in my room and asked what's wrong. I told her I feel like I didn't exist. She told me I do exist because im a pain in the ass."

"What's the definition of a good buddy? [NSFW] A guy that goes into town and gets two blow jobs. Then comes back and gives you one."

"Modern feminism."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Alickalotopuss"

"I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added ""they fall right off"""

"A Christmas Wish Little Johnny wrote a letter to Santa, Dear Santa Claus Please send me a sister for Christmas Santa wrote back, Dear Little Johnny Please send me your mother"