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Joke of the Day
"If Elon Musk ran for president, what would his subreddit be called? /r/futurology"
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"Drunk me would really appreciate a light switch on the floor."
"Use chemicals to remove polish nobody bats an eye Use chemicals to remove Polish and you are literally Hitler."
"Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy)."
"I'd rather die than have an egg on my hamburger but to be fair I already sort of wanted to die"
"My wife left me because she said I made a meal out of everything. I intend to make her eat those words."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEE"
"What did John and Yoko say when their son wouldn't eat his vegetables? ""All we are saying is give peas a chance."""
"How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"
"What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because at 69 you have to turn around."