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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert? He looks at your shoes when he talks to you."
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"My Girlfriend said she was going to leave me because of my obsession with pointing out obvious escape routes... So I showed her the door."
"What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common? Someone's gonna lose a trailer."
"What is the Difference Between a Pretentious Asshole, and a Brilliant Artist? About 6 feet."
"Next time my cat has some friends over, I'm going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it."
"What's the difference between little girls and wine? Wine gets better as it gets older"
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"Average jokes don't end how you think they... Median"
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"What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon? The second m is silent."